wow ur psychic
no i'm a banshee
lol no i'm pretty sure ur psychic
i'm going to kick ur ass
Okay but they better not kill Parrish or I will fucking riot
psychic my motherfuck left ass cheek, i know a banshee when i see one. these mothafuckas must think i’m stupid. jesus christ, danny told me about these people didn’t know shit, but damn. these people are so fucking obvious, i’m surprised the whole town doesn’t know about the shit that goes on here. oh well, at least lydia’s hot and a banshee. i want that booty
What the Teen Wolf Fandom is Saying:
What the Teen Wolf Fandom Means:
DEPUTY JORDAN PARRISH IS A SUPERNATURAL BEING
Lool Parrish playing everyone
Acting like he Don’t know shit
He knows you’s a banshee
He knows you’s a true alpha
He know’s about dem oni’s
I like Parrish because he’s just a ‘go with the flow’ type of guy like
Ninja killing people? Okay.
Someone bombs the police station? Okay.
Suspicious boy turning up at a demolished home and his finger prints come up for a much older man? Mmmkay.
Pretty little lady in a house where a family died in and finds a meat locker full of dead people? Gee, this lady is pretty.
Pretty little lady a psychic? Okay.
Sheriff looks suspicious at times? Mmalright.